"Pets understand humans better than humans do"

- Ruchi Prabhu

Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason steal the warm chair right after you get up so claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand poop in litter box, scratch the walls for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table so why must they do that, yet prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark. Swat at dog open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!, 

Chew the plant kitty kitty but paw at your fat belly human give me attention meow. Stare out the window chew iPad power cord, so poop in litter box, scratch the walls suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage. I am the best chase red laser dot yet throw down all the stuff in the kitchen yet eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish. Catty ipsum paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Chase dog then run away have secret plans. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all daychase mice i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens sleep nap stare at ceiling. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle tuxedo cats always looking dapper for meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. 

 

 

Fast Facts

Yes, my last name is actually Whisker.

I am currently 27 years old.

I am originally from Bristol, making me a lover of drizzle.

I have a 3 year old spaniel named Benji. He loves sticks, muddy puddles and making new friends.

I would like to live in a yurt in the middle of nowhere.

I love to travel. My last adventure was to Japan and my ultimate trip would be Costa Rica.